Perhaps too much PBS?

The other day I was in the car with the kids and one of Jack's friends. They were getting a little roudy in the back seat so I was trying to distract them with a little conversation and I was asking them a bunch of questions starting with..."are you big enough to..." They love talking about how big they are. One of the questions was, "are you big enough to read books to yourself?" Jack's friend immediately said "every time my parents read to me, I get better and better." Without missing a beat Jack said, "I get better and better every time I watch a show." Nice one Jack.